I’m sorry, but I have to brag about this: I won the Icky Thump giveaway on Cool Hunting! I’ve never won anything in my life (at least, not anything worth remembering), so I’m plenty excited. The fact that I won based on my smutty humor was just icing on the cake.
The point was to come up with an original definition of icky thump, like in Balderdash. My answer? “An icky thump is the terrible, rhythmic pounding you hear when your parents are having sex in an adjacent room. Add extra ickiness points if there’s any audible dirty talk.” Yeah, suck on them eggs, everyone else!
August 7, 2007
Come on, don’t you want to jump off a bridge with the rest of us Simpsons lovers? Well then, just in case you somehow haven’t heard about this, go to the Simpsons movie website to make your own avatar. And for godsakes, get out of the house while you’re at it!
August 7, 2007
So I had a wedding to attend recently, and as usual waited until the very last minute to do anything about it. Wasn’t sure what to wear, so I went trolling around my magazines. I spotted this beautiful tiered ruffle dress on Kelly Rowland in Self. It was perfect–flowy, looked comfortable, good for the sweaty special day. And how much was it? $3,000!!! Unbelievable! Although it was a Gucci dress, so I shouldn’t have been surprised.
I was so offended by the blatant highway robbery of what amounted to a $3K tube dress that I went ahead and made one for myself. Take that, Gucci!!
August 6, 2007
