girls make trouble

This might sound terrible, but recently I’ve been fantasizing about just taking a few months off. Not just taking a vacation mind you, but actually checking out of my life for, say, three or four months. For all you reality show fans, it’s the same feeling you often get near the beginning of a season–there are so many contestants and so many possible winners that it’s hard to sift through the pile, so you start to think, “Well, maybe I’ll just take a little break and come back when they’ve narrowed down the field.” I swear, sometimes you see a stretch of time in front of you and all you can visualize is a wasteland.

I’m sure I’m not the first (or millionth) person who’s longed for human hibernation, so I really think there’s a missed business opportunity here. Cryogenics people, I’m looking squarely at you to provide some kind of pioneering solution. Unconscious vacations? Cryo rental facilities? Freezer spas? The possibilities are endless.